Sunday, April 1, 2012

Two Smaller Additional Entrances to Hades in Cambridge Opened

Due to unprecedented increased demand for quick entry to the underworld in Cambridge MA, Skanska Construction Corporation under direction of the City of Cambridge and Harvard Real Estate opened two new entrances to hell on Broadway less than one block from the previous additional entry point on Quincy Street.
These two were opened on March 30, 2012, so-called mini branch entrances connected to the larger one on Quincy Street opened on March 12-14, 2012.

See images at this link

The City Manager did not comment on inquiries about the cause of the continuing increased demand for easy access to hell. Religious leaders demand an answer to why students and members of the community are turning away from church teachings. Harvard University President Drew Gilpin Faust [Real name] announced the appointment of a new dean at the Divinity School.

New Harvard Divinity School Dean Announced
Published: Saturday, March 31, 2012

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