Lawyer and a Senior Citizen

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
get one over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the senior would like
to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says
that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the senior's
attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?' The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his
pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop
and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails
to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After one hour of
searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the senior and hands him
$500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?'

The senior reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.

Don't mess with Senior citizens. !!!!!!