Showing posts with label Senior Citizens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Senior Citizens. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Who Doubts US Politicians Will Think of This?

What politicians will oppose this?



To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Lawyer and a Senior Citizen

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
get one over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the senior would like
to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says
that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the senior's
attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?' The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his
pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop
and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails
to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After one hour of
searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the senior and hands him
$500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?'

The senior reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.

Don't mess with Senior citizens. !!!!!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tribute to Michael Jackson

The Awesome Threesome: 70+ year old Leisure World residents honor Michael Jackson by preforming a dance in Seal Beach, California.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Senior Escape Tunnel Discovered and Closed

Cambridge MA City Government (People's Censorship Republic) discovered an escape tunnel dug under the City Wide Senior Center across from City Hall. The Counter Intelligence Unit of the Department of Inspectional Services suspects the tunnel was used for months by seniors to escape from the city. No one was in the tunnel when tunnel sniffing dogs found the secret entrance in the Senior Center. The Human Rights Commission scheduled an essay writing contest for high school students: "Why Would Anyone Want to Leave Cambridge?" Legal Information Advisers for the Police Department's Civil Rights Division ordered the tunnel immediately shut. One high ranking police official said, "Tunnels are double-edged swords. People can use them to sneak into Cambridge too. What would we do with all of those extra people?" he mused. City Councilors remained silent apparently unaware of the tunnel. One Council research aide requesting that his name not be revealed, wondered why so many seniors disappeared. "Where do all the old people go?" he asked. City Council Diversity officers demanded statistics on escapees. "How many African Americans were allowed to escape? How many gays and lesbians? How many women compared to men?" they asked in their joint press release. The Disability Commission did not inquire if the tunnel was accessible. The Information Czar for Cambridge's Nuclear War Commission wants to see police records about fighting between seniors and high school students. A spokesman for Cambridge seniors explained that local residents stored excess food in the tunnel. One senior who spoke on condition of anonymity said, "The Cambridge Economic Opportunity Council seized our food and gave it to the food bank. We worked hard to get these commodities collecting cans and bottles. The City Manager and the City Council have no compassion for us because they make so much money and get their food for free." The Minister of Information for the DPW said, "That explains where all of the rodents come from. Old people feed them."






Friday, August 7, 2009

ObamaCare?

Is this ObamaCare? Please note this is not misinformation rising to the level of being reportable to the White House for government surveillance of The Empire of Hate. I'm just asking a question.