Speaking as the Chief of the Mid Cambridge Coalition of Coordinating Committees for an emergency appropriation to protect ice cream businesses that don't pay taxes, [See this link]
and to protect the Cambridge coyotes. He promotes a major project of DAMM (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers) urging the City Council to teach people how to drive when drunk in order to reduce accidents from drunk drivers. Bercaw suggests porta-potties for humans in city parks, or at least diapers. To increase the quality of life in Cambridge Bercaw wants to hire Lindsay Lohan, Susan Anspach, Madeline Stowe and Uma Thurman. To help reduce parking violations he wants the city to issue blue police plates to whoever wants them. He reports to the Council about the dangers of the Longfellow Bridge where trucks are banned from the left lanes. He answers the question raised in the Long Term Planning and Neighborhood Committee about how people will eat when fuel runs out.