Showing posts with label Uma Thurman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uma Thurman. Show all posts
Monday, December 13, 2010
Saturday, February 2, 2008
January 28, 2008 Roy Bercaw Speaks to Cambridge City Council
Speaking as the Chief of the Mid Cambridge Coalition of Coordinating Committees for an emergency appropriation to protect ice cream businesses that don't pay taxes, [See this link]
http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/articles/2008/02/03/where_the_ice_cream_is_good_its_fans_loyal/
and to protect the Cambridge coyotes. He promotes a major project of DAMM (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers) urging the City Council to teach people how to drive when drunk in order to reduce accidents from drunk drivers. Bercaw suggests porta-potties for humans in city parks, or at least diapers. To increase the quality of life in Cambridge Bercaw wants to hire Lindsay Lohan, Susan Anspach, Madeline Stowe and Uma Thurman. To help reduce parking violations he wants the city to issue blue police plates to whoever wants them. He reports to the Council about the dangers of the Longfellow Bridge where trucks are banned from the left lanes. He answers the question raised in the Long Term Planning and Neighborhood Committee about how people will eat when fuel runs out.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
September 17 2007 Roy Bercaw at Cambridge MA City Council
Speaking as the Chief Yolk Inspector for the Mid Cambridge Society of Egg Laying Hens and their paramours in Eastern Massachusetts, Concerned Citizen Roy Bercaw urges the City Council to bring Susan Anspach, Uma Thurman, Salma Hayek and Madeline Stowe to Cambridge to beautify the intersection of Broadway and Hampshire Street.
He laments the failure of the City Council, the City Manager, the School Committee and the Superintendent of Schools to include persons with disabilities in the city's affirmative action hiring goals as required by city policy, state and US laws. He notes that there are four lawyers on the city council and at least six with graduate degrees. They cannot use the stupid defense saying "I did not know."
Bercaw calls the Council clueless, careless, shameless and lawless. He reveals deceptive responses by the City Manager and the CEO of the Cambridge Health Alliance to questions from the City Council.
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