Thursday, August 11, 2011

CRLS Brain Farm Exposed

Images of these stand alone brain pods (from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers) were captured before authorities were able to hide them. City officials plant them in the lawn between CRLS and the War Memorial in Cambridge MA. The pods provide evidence of the reported surreptitious human experiments being conducted by MIT's Whitehead Institute. "It is the first large scale experiment to grow human brains without a body in an academic setting," said an assistant to the primary researcher, who insisted on remaining anonymous. The four holes on the brain molds are for electrodes to be implanted in the cerebellum, the cerebrum, the amygdala and the frontal lobes. "We will prove that nature overrules nurture. By growing these brains with the genes from the geniuses at MIT and Harvard University, we will show that no matter how hard the government tries and how much they spend per pupil, they cannot overcome the human genome," revealed the parental liaison from CRLS. We can create the perfect human before we are done. Schools will be unnecessary within 25 years. It will be possible to balance the state budgets, and spend more on high tech military weapons.

The four holes for implants can be seen in this image.

With implants in place, caps cover the holes. Pods are ready for being embedded in the ground to allow growth. Green shoots are already visible in this image.

Individual Wooden Plots in the CRLS Garden of Brain Pods

Individual Wooden Plots in the CRLS cemetery Garden of Brain Pods

Here's a better view of the individual cemetery plots for slim people only.

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